I LOL’d. No really, I did. Out loud, physically. Too bad they don’t have any in stock in my size.

%20. The final frontier. These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise. Its 5 year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to put the bold tag where no man has put the bold tag before. Woo weeeeee woo woo …